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[Zan de Man]

I used to get them in my garden when I lived in Surrey.



Never had a gun handy when I needed it though.

[Ms Digabit]

Mmm leg please!

[potter]

Originally Posted by Zan de Man

I used to get them in my garden when I lived in Surrey.



Never had a gun handy when I needed it though.

Ummm...what are they doing Zan?

Jesus...Bambi porn.....

[Zan de Man]

Where's Thumper when you need him?

[Sir Digalot]

posting on a thread about the evils of islam???

[Zan de Man]

What? That nice rabbit?

[sarmajor]

I usually bring a suitcase full of orgasmic chocolate for them

I'll bet that joy there would be unconfined.

Is that orgasmic chocolate guaranteed to induce repeated orgasms or just one per bar?

What a way to spend a visit - eating orgasmic chocolates (Viagra for the young) and watching deer doing what comes naturally - without even requiring chocolates to perform.

[Sir Digalot]

Originally Posted by Zan de Man

What? That nice rabbit?

he has an insidious secret life on the internets

[Michael Asher]

Originally Posted by Zan de Man

What? That nice rabbit?

Silly wabbit.

[Ms Digabit]

Originally Posted by sarmajor

I'll bet that joy there would be unconfined.

Is that orgasmic chocolate guaranteed to induce repeated orgasms or just one per bar?

What a way to spend a visit - eating orgasmic chocolates (Viagra for the young) and watching deer doing what comes naturally - without even requiring chocolates to perform.

A study in 2007 ( by the completely unbias cadbury chocolate manufacturer) showed that british women do indeed prefer chocolate to sex.

So unless we get a sudden influx of antipodean males Sar, then a bar of dairy milk is as good as orgasmic for us.



Why Most Women Prefer Chocolate To Sex | Home | Sky News

[Underhill]

Originally Posted by Ms Digabit

A study in 2007 ( by the completely unbias cadbury chocolate manufacturer) showed that british women do indeed prefer chocolate to sex.

So unless we get a sudden influx of antipodean males Sar, then a bar of dairy milk is as good as orgasmic for us.



Why Most Women Prefer Chocolate To Sex | Home | Sky News

Why do you think so many people used to vacation in Hershey PA?

Although I hear the smell is mostly gone now. Some people were complaining about it. Who complains about the smell of chocolate?

[Ms Digabit]

Hersheys may SMELL nice, but it tastes like our doggy chocolate.......yak.

[Underhill]

Originally Posted by Ms Digabit

Hersheys may SMELL nice, but it tastes like our doggy chocolate.......yak.

I agree it's not the best. But for chocolate on the cheap...

And if you want good chocolate the US does have several good chocolates. Donnelly Chocolates are amazing and I've read good things about Bridgewater...

bridgewaterchocolate.com

donnellychocolates.com

I bought my wife Donnelly's a few times over the years and she (we) loved them. But they aren't cheap.

[sarmajor]

So you are now spamming the board Underhill.

Unless you divvy up with me 60% of the chocolates that they have promised you then you are toast.

And I will not share any of the kickbacks that the bread companies have promised me.

I would recommend to all members some nice toasted saltana bread for those cold nights that you are now experiencing.

I think that if I played my cards right I might be able to do a deal with Nestle.

[Ms Digabit]

No, definately no spam here.....just coating the board in a luscious layer of molten chocolate.

which is what you,sar, would experience more than most, seeing as you have no air conditioning

[potter]

Originally Posted by Ms Digabit

Hersheys may SMELL nice, but it tastes like our doggy chocolate.......yak.

Hershey is about as good as you get here in the US....neanderthals that we are.....

[potter]

Originally Posted by sarmajor

So you are now spamming the board Underhill.

Unless you divvy up with me 60% of the chocolates that they have promised you then you are toast.

And I will not share any of the kickbacks that the bread companies have promised me.

I would recommend to all members some nice toasted saltana bread for those cold nights that you are now experiencing.

I think that if I played my cards right I might be able to do a deal with Nestle.

Go ahead, everyone knows Nestle chocolate sucks.....

[sarmajor]

Originally Posted by Ms Digabit

No, definately no spam here.....just coating the board in a luscious layer of molten chocolate.

which is what you,sar, would experience more than most, seeing as you have no air conditioning

What a stupid suggestion

Surely you should know that most chocolate tends to melt in temperatures over 100F.

That, of course, does not apply to the chocolate that they used to provide in our ration packs.

Hard as a rock and would not melt in a furnace.

[Underhill]

Originally Posted by sarmajor

So you are now spamming the board Underhill.

Unless you divvy up with me 60% of the chocolates that they have promised you then you are toast.

And I will not share any of the kickbacks that the bread companies have promised me.

I would recommend to all members some nice toasted saltana bread for those cold nights that you are now experiencing.

I think that if I played my cards right I might be able to do a deal with Nestle.

Sorry, just trying to set the lady straight...

But I promise you can have 60% of whatever they give me.

[clownboy]

Originally Posted by Ms Digabit

Hersheys may SMELL nice, but it tastes like our doggy chocolate.......yak.

Ummm, I'll take your word for it.

My grandmother's first job away from home was in a See's chocolate factory. Workers were allowed to eat as much of the finished product as they wanted (on site).

Then again, I'm reminded of the tale of how chocolate enters this country. Huge blocks that when uncrated are covered with cockaroaches. They just melt it all down. Johnny Carson interviewed this fellow who wrote a book on it. The FDA has always allowed a certain percentage of chocolate to be bug parts. He postulated that the few folks that are allergic to chocolate were actually allergic to the roach pieces.

So, when you next bite into that christmas chocolate...yummm, extra protein.