Top Ten Reasons For Making Marijuana Legal

[witnesstheday]

When I came off weed, my testosterone levels went through the roof. Plus when stoned out of my brain, sure everyone LOOKS like I'd just looove to screw them, but in the end when you're that stoned you don't really bother, you just sit there, smoking some more, saying "shit, this is good weed" and "is this the first or second pizza?" and sometimes even "maybe I should switch to a different playlist" and then usually "shit, how come i put all the same songs in this playlist too, but in a different order".

I suppose it must be the case that some people get so much more relaxed with weed that they feel much more open to sex, whereas some of us are screwed up with mad bodies and stupid hormone levels so weed kind of acts as a sex-reduction drug... just goes to show, there are no general rules.

[witnesstheday]

No one's said it, but I will - you can just about see the edge of her nipple. Okay, I admit it, I'll not be coy any more, I looked closely enough to spot that. WHICH MALE didn't? Okay, apart from the gay guys.

But the piece of liquorice/pipe-cleaner or indeed the fake eyebrow, or whatever the hell it is crawling above her eye, definitely puts me off the idea of envisaging carnal relations with this young smokeress.

[witnesstheday]

Originally Posted by SCREAM

Whilst we're being objectifying crude leering lecherous males, I thought I'd just put her on this page too, to give people a greater variety of chicks to drool over.

Oh, I've pushed us into a new page - someone will probably come and post all the other chicks back here too. What the hell are we? Dogs?

Hmm...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=He82NBjJqf8

what the hell, eh? drool city

I bet they smoked up some PHat weed on THAT music video set

[SCREAM]

Originally Posted by witnesstheday

When I came off weed, my testosterone levels went through the roof. Plus when stoned out of my brain, sure everyone LOOKS like I'd just looove to screw them, but in the end when you're that stoned you don't really bother, you just sit there, smoking some more, saying "shit, this is good weed" and "is this the first or second pizza?" and sometimes even "maybe I should switch to a different playlist" and then usually "shit, how come i put all the same songs in this playlist too, but in a different order".

I suppose it must be the case that some people get so much more relaxed with weed that they feel much more open to sex, whereas some of us are screwed up with mad bodies and stupid hormone levels so weed kind of acts as a sex-reduction drug... just goes to show, there are no general rules.

Weed doesn't make me horny, but what it does do is increase my tactile sensitivity so that sex becomes much more enjoyable. The keyworkd in that sentence was MUCH.

Weed is the anti-alcohol, which instead deadens the nerve endings and makes sex less pleasurable.

One more reason why weed is better than a shot of tequila.

[witnesstheday]

Okay... well there you have me. I suppose the same must happen to me... but my problem is that because it helps(ed) me keep my abnormal testosterone levels low, I tended to see it as a powerful suppressant of my normal sexual urges... nowadays I listen to lots of love songs and deeply worship a woman who may never give another shit about me... in order to keep my progesterone levels up... an alternative to keeping my testosterone levels down.

I thought the thing about the second pizza was funny. I mean I often lose sight of how much I eat when I'm stoned... sinced quitting weed I have dramatically lost weight and can one day even hope to have a six pack.

Not that I'm saying all the stuff weed does isn't lovely - but I think it should be a special pleasure set aside to be enjoyed once or twice a month, and indeed, why not make sure you enjoy lots of sex and good food at the same time.

[Anonymous Idiot Savant]

Originally Posted by witnesstheday

Hmm...

what the hell, eh? drool city

I bet they smoked up some PHat weed on THAT music video set

Not as much as these guys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=305vRNoofr8

[witnesstheday]

It seems like a potent social message until the ironic twist at the end where you realise he got paid about a hundred thousand bucks "because he got high, because he got high".

[elalumno]

biblehumper, you left some things out, so I went ahead and fixed it for you, as my good deed for the day.

No dweeb, I am intolerant, bigoted, narrow-minded, overbearing, sanctimonious, hypocritical, preachy and against illegal drug use, premarital sex, abortions, and a nanny Government, oh my gosh I am horrible

Glad to have helped.

[elalumno]

Legalize/decrimnalize most all, if not all drugs, take the money from enforcement and put it into treatment, let the criminal justice system go after criminals (not medical issues such as substance abuse) and focus on violent offenders and such.

[witnesstheday]

donny, scream... try not to get too stoned, try not to have too much sex, but until someone tells you what "too stoned" or "too much sex" really is, and convincingly, i see no upper limite. smoke one, or two, for me! i'm still laying off until next year at least!

[potter]

Originally Posted by witnesstheday

donny, scream... try not to get too stoned, try not to have too much sex, but until someone tells you what "too stoned" or "too much sex" really is, and convincingly, i see no upper limite. smoke one, or two, for me! i'm still laying off until next year at least!

I think it's probably best that you stay off the grass. In fact, I'm going to go so far as to suggest that perhaps grass has been really bad for you and maybe a therapist is in order. (this would be a first)

With regard to too much sex....when your penis is red raw from overuse, you've had too much sex.....it's pretty simple.......

[SCREAM]

Originally Posted by witnesstheday

Okay... well there you have me. I suppose the same must happen to me... but my problem is that because it helps(ed) me keep my abnormal testosterone levels low, I tended to see it as a powerful suppressant of my normal sexual urges... nowadays I listen to lots of love songs and deeply worship a woman who may never give another shit about me... in order to keep my progesterone levels up... an alternative to keeping my testosterone levels down.

I thought the thing about the second pizza was funny. I mean I often lose sight of how much I eat when I'm stoned... sinced quitting weed I have dramatically lost weight and can one day even hope to have a six pack.

Not that I'm saying all the stuff weed does isn't lovely - but I think it should be a special pleasure set aside to be enjoyed once or twice a month, and indeed, why not make sure you enjoy lots of sex and good food at the same time.

I love sex when I'm high... I mean I LOVE sex when I'm high.


I have to agree, I eat too much when I'm stoned,.. and here's a funny story about being high that has nothing to do with sex or food... A few years ago I rented the remake of DAWN OF THE DEAD... I smoked a joint just before I put it on. Now I'm a light smoker, one or two hits is enough for me, but for some reason I smoked half the joint... I didn't know the zomibies actually ran in this film, so it completely freaked me out. Well when the main character ran off the side of the road after the Zombies began their attack and her own husband tried to eat her after a 7 year old girl ripped his throat out with her teeth and the opening credits finally started rolling I thought to myself, "Ohhh,.. I should not have gotten high just before I put on this movie!"

And then I laughed at my own silliness and leaned back and enjoyed the rest of the film with my eyes wide open.


I will not drive when I'm high. I will not go to work high. I will not get high if I have anything responsible to do. I also haven't gotten high in months.

[SCREAM]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DpqJTDDHw4